Bartholomew
Age: around 13
Height: pretty short
Personality: PERVERTED
A WARNING TO THE PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET! If you see a boy by the name of Bartholomew with greasy black hair and little white horns he is UP TO NO GOOD! Notoriously known as "Gloom" this child has been raping and kidnapping all the little girls (and sometimes boys) in town and must, therefore, be avoided at all costs! Here is a witnesses testimony:
Mysterious girl number 1: "It's ALL TRUE! I saw him tie my friend [name censored] up against a telephone pole and then he used a egg beater to have his way with her. It was AWFUL!"
You heard it yourselves people of the internet! Would I lie to you?
From, Neighborhood watch committee member 5
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