VACATION

GOING TO FLORIDA, BITCHES!

XOXOXOXOXOXO

~Anthony

Um, yeah so in other news....

SOOO this is Scott. If y'know...anyone remembers me. But if you don't that's okay because I probably don't give a shit about you. I kinda just found out about this blog thing. I wasn't gonna actually post anything but I was just sitting here and thought 'Hey, what the hell? I suppose I will.'
Since I don't really want to talk about anything, I guess I'll just say that those last few posts had me cracking up. Honestly, they did! I suppose there isn't any better humor than all you little shitheads posting on this...um blog.

Yeah so...Oh yeah Tess said it was someone's birthday today. I don't really remember who BUT I suppose I could...be nice and say 'Happy Birthday' to whoever the hell that might be. Hmmm...so I guess that's it...Oh, watch Fringe. I'll have to regrettably agree with Anthony and admit that that show is so damn sexy. Maybe I wouldn't REALLY word it like that, but let's all face it, Anthony lingo is addicting. Once you get used to it.

Come on...seriously?

"Dangerous Rapist" here. Ha ha very funny Edelweiss. However, you forgot something. YOU'RE the only one who calls me Bartholomew, dumbass! Also, an egg beater...even I think that's disturbing.

Anyway, if anyone thought either of those posts were sincere you're clearly mentally challenged so I'll let it slide.

Lovely DAY!

Hello gentlemen and gentlewomen!
This is your lovely, local, beauty Edelweiss. I just stumbled upon this board about a minute a go and read a horrifying post! How could this be TRUE?! Well, I suppose we all saw it coming right? That little Bartholomew was always eye-ing me the wrong way. I guess I need to take the responsibility and punish him, right? Well, I just decided to leave my VERY FIRST post to tell everyone that I will take care of Bartholomew. Oh, and to tell Eden that BARTHOLOMEW put a web cam on one of his clothing items...yes...what a naughty child. Don't worry! I confiscated it!

Hugs, kisses, and such,
Edelweiss

WARNING: DON'T TRUST BARHTOLOMEW!

Bartholomew
Age: around 13
Height: pretty short
Personality: PERVERTED

A WARNING TO THE PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET! If you see a boy by the name of Bartholomew with greasy black hair and little white horns he is UP TO NO GOOD! Notoriously known as "Gloom" this child has been raping and kidnapping all the little girls (and sometimes boys) in town and must, therefore, be avoided at all costs! Here is a witnesses testimony:

Mysterious girl number 1: "It's ALL TRUE! I saw him tie my friend [name censored] up against a telephone pole and then he used a egg beater to have his way with her. It was AWFUL!"

You heard it yourselves people of the internet! Would I lie to you?

From, Neighborhood watch committee member 5

<3 <3 <3

IT'S ALMOST VALENTINES DAY!

WHICH MEANS LOTS AND LOTS OF CHOCOLATE! : D

Or at least I hope so~
-hinthintwinkwink-

~Helli <3

Go Ahead, Let's See If You Can Push Me

What is it with you Americans and your super hero movies? Well Tess forced me to go see Push with her. The filming was horrible. It made me want to throw up. Most of the acting sucked. Dakota Fanning was the only good one in the movie, which isn't saying something. (She did do a good job though...I guess)
Okay so the movie was about people with super powers and there's other government people out to get them. How unoriginal can you get? Seriously? I bet a six year old could come up with a better story. The ending was good though. I liked the ending. BUT I hope they don't make another one. Then Tess will force me to go watch it. BLECH.

-Faustine